Sparkler Debacle..... Click photos to see larger size...

1. Line them ALL up...short in front, medium in the middle and the above average in back.... scooch, align, pose, etc.... Let's light all fifty 42-inch sparklers all at once to be efficient (all agree....nods....)...

2. They are lit, now it is time to distribu.........

3. POOOF! AAAAAAA.... (NOTE: look at Nina laughing her head off and kids covering eyes....)

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5. Hahahahhaaaa

6. $o Much $uper $parkler fun potential $izzling away....